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Who can relate to this? 😂😭 Why are women instantly triggered when we nap? #funny #jokes #relationships

I got 3 kids, 2 dogs, a cat, a pregnant wife and now somehow we have aquired two horses and a goat, what is going on.. #funny #jokes #comedy

I was a guest on this weeks @They Think It’s All Sober This is tough to watch, i feel very shamefull, guilty, but men please know only honourable men feel shame and guilt, so if you feel it act on it, it means your a good person doing vad things, just change the things. Genuinely bad people dont feel shame. Hope this somehow relates to someone. #MentalHealth #wellbeing #mensmentalhealth #addiction #addict #sober

For some of us alcohol is an escape from uncomfortable feelings that we have about ourselves, or an escape from just feeling uncomfortable in the presence of others. The true work in sobriety is about being comfortable as yourself. When you start to genuinely like and accept who you are, you no longer want escape yourself or create someone new to serve others. Anyone that’s on this journey , I just want to reassure you that if you put the work in, really start to better yourself, really start to understand what it is you feel uncomfortable about yourself , as your self-esteem and self-respect grows so will your ability to truly be yourself and not care who likes the true version of you, because you like yourself and that will be enough. Congratulations, Chris and Janine on getting married. I’m glad I could be truly present to experience it. #sober #addiction #Mentalhelth #wellbeing #sobriety

Cop Fired for Swearing at a Knife-Wielding Thug? Britain’s Lost the Plot! #lornecastle #news #funny #jokes #comedy #politics

Totally typical parenting moment’s Ep 1: Poo’ing with an audience. #parenting #dad #parents #kids #fatger

This is based on a true story about my mate @lee windebank 😂😩😭 if you have one show them this #funny #jokes #comedy

Anyone else feeling old? Share your ‘I’m officially old’ moments below so i know im not alone… #comedy #parenthood #dadlife #dad #father #funny

But seriously, how did they always know? Now tour drops in 3 weeks where shall i bring it? Go to “SeeDanLive” to be the first to know! #funny #comedy #jokes #standupcomedian

Watching Keir Starmer sweat in front of Donald Trump as he gaslit the whole of the uk was mad! #comedy #funny #trump #donaldtrump #kierstarmer

Looks like im back out on tour soon WHERE SHALL I BRING IT? Happy birthday Carlos! Here’s the top three times my big mouth got me knocked out and you was there all three of them! The best worst mate ever! Love ya! Got to “See Dan Live” and leave your details! #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy

Still one of my favourite prank call’s of all time, I’m gonna have to bring Alfie out of retirement 😭 #funny #prank #jokes #comedy

Get involved quick sharpish some venues are almost full, already! You just know when Danny Dyer agrees to recreate the iconic human traffic scene for you, the tour its going to be an absolute banger! Thank you Danny, you are the nicest, most humble, generous legend in the industry, shooting this with you was just epic LETS HAVE IT! #comedy #dannydyer #funny #comedy #ukcomedy #jokes

Instead of tackling crime, Keir Starmer’s government wants to stop us talking about it. Its feelings over rights in this dystopian mess! #uk #england #freespeech #politics #comedy #kierstarmer

I just couldn’t sit there & just watch. #teamworkmakesthedreamwork #funny #comedy #jokes #marriage

Imagine on my 1000th day sober, the universe wove a surreal tapestry of divine connection and I randomly ended up spending the evening with Shia LaBeouf. Im still on cloud 9 from it. His raw authenticity in acting and sobriety has inspired me time and time again. I was just blown away to see him standing there in-font of me, us talking, connecting. Honestly, It felt strange enough getting to 1000 days and looking back on it all, but then this, it just made me feel something really special was happening. It felt like karma’s way of reminding me in real time Im on the right path. His journey through using his trauma for his art and practicing accountability inspired me to open up online on my podcast, so to spend time together talking film, acting and purpose felt nothing short of spiritual. His offer to stay connected and come and watch my work on @sessionsthefilm confirmed something for me, choosing the path of accountability and giving back and uplifting others is the way the universe wants it to work. Honestly, everything feels very spiritual at the moment. Or maybe I just turning a bit weird. Either way I truly feel on my purpose. Go check out Salvable. #SoberJourney #DivineTiming #Filmmaking

Picture the scene, WW3 kicks off & Keir Starmer becomes a war time leader! #ww3 #funny #iran #trump #keirstarmer

Keir Starmer, a man who looks like he’s never been out past 9:30pm has introduced a “One-in, one-out” nightclub policy to deal with our nation’s borders, like he’s managing the guest list liat a knackered nightclub in Slough. Someone male this make sence. #funny #jokes #politics #kierstarmer

Its Friday people BEWARE of your s#sh gremlin 😭 #funny #comedy #jokes

British men are just too hard for suncream. #Funny #british #comedy #sunny #Summer